It's 1976.

Here's what happens when three American teenagers get unleashed on the Parthenon.

Athens, Greece, April 16, 1976. My traveling companions explore the Parthenon. Their "vogue" predates the "King Tut" craze by almost exactly two years: Steve Martin introduced the number on the April 22, 1978 episode of Saturday Night Live.

Besides. We're good students from a Catholic girl's high school, and we know we're not in Egypt.